I wish I could have a big motorcade like Biden
You can! I can’t.
I’ve got to pretend to save the world so dream on
You can! I can’t.

I’ve got to sleep off this massive hangover
Leaning on the shoulders of David Attenborough
But I can’t do all this and keep a mask on
Boris just wanna have fun

The motorcade holds sway

The motorcade sped on

 

see also:

It’s Not Easy Being PM

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