Politics


What Is The Point In Us?

  What is the point in us? Too bad, he’s just got you by the balls You can’t get free at all Just got your name Just got your number You’re screamin’ Like thunder What…


My Spreadsheet Is Full

  I’d like to set the records straight But the tables won’t participate They’re filling up and so am I My IT skills will not comply I’m only trying to track and trace But I…


Fuck Christmas

  Fuck Christmas and fuck Santa Clause I’m working my ass off and now the virus Has me and my hubby too Give me a fucking break and fuck the children too   from the…


Rutherglen

  Once upon a time not so very long ago There was a little thing called a lockdown, oh You had to stay at home and listen to the radio Then came a man with…


Hydroxychloroquine

  I’m a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of hydroxychloroquine* I’ve got my finger on the button of the nuclear bomb machine I am the world’s best baby boy The one who searches and…


Think Of A Number

  Think of a number Double it, bubble it Cash in, eat out Where there’s a till there’s a way Self-isolate, immolate Cummings is a decent bloke Apologies, I misspoke words by Glenda Young, Writer…


I Wanna See A Great Tit

  Look closely at the tits on the picture. Well played. Here’s a song from Birdwatching For Punks to celebrate: 20, 30, 40, 50 sparrows to go I wanna see a great tit Not a…


Completely Asunder

  It’s completely asunder Nobody in the country knows what’s going on Nobody in there knows what’s going on And you know nothing about what’s going on even inside the cabinet The cabinet’s at sea…


Stupidology

  Vote him out Vote him out… You can’t escape stupidology The way that he talks The way that he walks It’s there in his thoughts He’s gonna cause a catastrophe The way that he…