It’s Different For Toffs
What the hell is wrong with Panama? I can’t seem to say or do the right thing Wish I was in Bananarama Then I would be Really Saying Something Vic says, I don’t belieeeeeve…
Politics
Halfway Down The Steps
Halfway down the steps is a step where I sit There isn’t any other step quite like it I’m not at the bottom, I’m not at the top So this is the step where…
Scottish Political Anoraks
Here are the clinical Unpolished facts For Scottish political anoraks Outside your bubble Nobody cares That you’re taking the trouble To split bawhairs Oh relax, don’t do it, when you want to retweet it…
The Book Of Jenny Says
Jenny says You know that I’ve been nothing but loyal Faithful, supportive and a true confidante of yours I’ve kept your secrets and I’ve been your friend Kelly says God that was crazy wasn’t…
Bamhead
Alex Salmond, Alex Salmond More comebacks than Lazarus Alex Salmond, Alex Salmond Painting by Hieronymus…..Bosch! I don’t wanna be in the SNP I wanna start my own wee party I don’t wanna be in…
Pint Of Milk For Sir Charles Walker
Tory boys, what they like? No conception of real life Big bucks, no shame No fucks given, no blame We’ve had the pig fuckers and the flag shaggers Fish throwers, now dairy products A…
Mike Oxmells
Mike Oxmells Says I’m lyin’ And I’m losin’ control But the power I’m supplyin’ Is electrifyin’ You’d better wake up I am Douglas Ross But nobody knows my name Not even my boss He…
Flag Shagger
If you are going on TV Make sure everyone can see A giant picture of the queen And a union jack the size of Aberdeen Making up for your inadequacy With a piece of…
Zealous Guy
I was dreamin’ of my car And driving really really far I began to lose control I began to lose control I didn’t mean to get caught I’m sorry I made it all up…
Protect Churchill At All Costs
The met police are here again, Doing their duty again Ordered to defend statues again Protect Churchill at all costs Altogether shout it now There’s no one who can doubt it now The world…