Police On My Back
Well, I was kneeling Police on my back Not protesting Police on my back There was a murder Police on my back And the victim Well, she won’t come back I been running Monday,…
Politics
Pandemic Of Stupidity
There’s a pandemic of stupidity spreading throughout the land From government to banjo players and some football fans They’re all good clean Britishers abiding by the law Sticking up for freedom of speech and…
Sarah Smith
I saw you on the BBC An apple fell far from the tree Sarah Smith I wonder what you could mean You said Nicola Sturgeon enjoyed the opportunity To set her own lockdown rules…
He Only Killed One Journalist
The Saudi Arabia crown prince He gives me loads of cash I’m not the person to convince He might be a little rash Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this? Are you…
High Horses
Watching poor tories Suffer again Now they’ve decided That they are in pain False victimhood babies Say they can’t admit They are conservative Without taking a hit On their High horses Getting carried away…
Fedrullizzzummm
Gordon Brown drones on about his favourite subject backed by The Ramones song ‘Pinhead.’ Gabba gabba hey! Gary Gibbon hey! Title by Rose Garnett @dead_central
Now I Know How Theresa May Felt
Alex Cole Hamilton is my MSP A pompous, patronising prig is he He loves Jo Swinson like a sister in his head And here is something else he also said: Now I know how…
Jacob Rees Cunt
Another cringeworthy Mogg outing, but this time with a pithy critique.
Jackie Weaver (Boss Of Me)
You’re not the boss of me now You’re not the boss of me now You’re not the boss of me now, and you’re not so big Life is unfair
Mutations Of Concern
Mutations of concern Mutations of concern Into this house were born Into this world were thrown In parliament he Is the death secretary Mutations of concern There’s a killer on the loose Aboot this…