Last night I said these words to Donny
I hope you’re wearin a rubber johnny

C’mon, c’mon c’mon c’mon
Appease me oh yeah
And I’ll appease you

I hope you like the quaich I brought ye
It’s better than a Tamagotchi

C’mon, c’mon c’mon c’mon
Appease me oh yeah
And I’ll appease you

I see you’ve banned the muslims
and don’t mention Jerusalem either
And now there’s a petition
Please accept my contrition oh do
I do love you ooh ooh

These people are just all malingerers
They’re jealous of your hair and fingers

C’mon, c’mon c’mon c’mon
Appease me oh yeah
And I’ll appease you

from the album Straight Bananas by Tommy Mackay. Listen here

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