So we’re all black, well fancy that
I imagine Britain First are having a heart attack
Who Do You Think You Are?
Is on TV and tonight you’ll see when
Cheddar Man meets Ketamine Kate (Cheddar Man meets Ketamine Kate)
Cheddar Man meets Ketamine Kate (Cheddar Man meets Ketamine Kate)
Cheddar Man meets Ketamine Kate (Cheddar Man meets Ketamine Kate)
Cheddar Man meets Ketamine Kate

The Daily Mail say we should be pale
It can’t be right cos our bones are white
It must be a plot by that left wing lot
Those experts think they know everyfink
They’re wrong, it’s sad. PC gone mad
It must be a forrin, he don’t look like my dad
Next they’ll say we’re all gay
The suffragettes must be to blame in some way
When Cheddar Man meets Ketamine Kate (Cheddar Man meets Ketamine Kate)
Cheddar Man meets Ketamine Kate (Cheddar Man meets Ketamine Kate)
Cheddar Man meets Ketamine Kate (Cheddar Man meets Ketamine Kate)
Cheddar Man meets Ketamine Kate
from Slime Of The Times by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here