I’m the Tory MP for Aberdeen South
I like to slag the SNP with my oversized mouth
People say I am a bit insane
Cos I sat on the throne of Saddam Hussein
What a laugh
I’m a scream
Do you want my autograph?

Ross Thomson – I found my inner dictator
Ross Thomson – there is no dick which is greater

oh oh oh

My career
Is a running gag
My my what will I do next eh?
Ain’t it queer
How I get away
With anything – what am I like eh?

Youse must be brokenhearted
I’ve no done a thing since I fucking started
Oh aye – did I ever let you know
I am here my inner dictator
My, my, I could never let you go

from the EP, The Ross Boys by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here

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