I’m the Tory MP for Aberdeen South
I like to slag the SNP with my oversized mouth
People say I am a bit insane
Cos I sat on the throne of Saddam Hussein
What a laugh
I’m a scream
Do you want my autograph?
Ross Thomson – I found my inner dictator
Ross Thomson – there is no dick which is greater
oh oh oh
Is a running gag
My my what will I do next eh?
Ain’t it queer
How I get away
With anything – what am I like eh?
Youse must be brokenhearted
I’ve no done a thing since I fucking started
Oh aye – did I ever let you know
I am here my inner dictator
My, my, I could never let you go
from the EP, The Ross Boys by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here