As Germany crash out of the World Cup, Kay Burley does the biggest subtweet in history…

Tank girl, Dugdale isn’t it a pity
We don’t want you to contribute to the kitty
This is bam hot
This is bam hot

Friends tell me I am crazy
That I’m wasting time with you
You’re always online

I’ve got an @ sign use me
Don’t try to abuse me
Subtweet good to me
It’s such a sneaky move to
Do the subtweet snidey sneer
Subtweet good to me

It’s ridiculous I know to say
Say it to my face
When all of this reaction’s
Taking place in cyberspace
It’s a common affliction
You got cyber addiction
It’s a jam hot take
A jam hot take

Subtweet good to me

People always talk about reputation
I don’t care about your followers
(Subtweet good to me)
(Subtweet good to me)

Friends tell me you’re an abuser
I don’t care what you do to them
Subtweet good to me

Tank girl, Dugdale isn’t it a pity
No-one really wants you to contribute to the kitty
This is bam hot
This is bam hot

from the EP Soshul Meeja by Tommy Mackay