The Herald (a Scottish “newspaper”) has revealed that the Dissolve The Union hashtag on the twitter has been deployed by robots:

Definitely something fishy going on.

 

 

 

Brrrp. Bleep. Activate the song

 

Walking out of Parliament
Is so much more than just a stunt
That Tory MP was ignorant
Who shouted ‘Suicide’ – the cunt

Dissolve the union
Now they’re just taking the piss
This unholy communion
Is finally falling to bits

Oh what a bunch of Jeremy Thorpes
They poke at the body and laugh at the corpse
Suicidal Scotland’s thoughts –
It’s finally time for a divorce

Dissolve the union
Now they’re just taking the piss
This unholy communion
Is finally falling to bits

Now we’re getting a good kicking
in the name of politicking
It’s got a familiar ring
O come all ye who’re abstaining

Dissolve the union
Now they’re just taking the piss
This unholy communion
Is finally falling to bits

Tory, Libdem, Labour
Ian Liddle Grainger
Is there a bunch of strangers
more insipid? No danger!