As another Budget dawns, we look back at when Gideon Osborne was in charge of the tuck shop money:

The budget made me really mad,
A granny tax is very sad.
Tax rises on OAPs,
Tax cuts 4 the VIPs

Gideon, Gideon , Ding Dong (repeat)

37p on fags
The baronetcy’s in the bag
We’ll all get a breakdown pretty soon
Imagine! A Gideon in every room

I said

Gideon, Gideon , Ding Dong (repeat)

It’s a face you have to smack
Give him a quid, he’ll take ten back
Who put this clown in charge of money?
That Robbin Cunt, Dave Cameron honey!

Gideon, Gideon , Ding Dong (repeat)

 

from the album This Is Rubbish by The Dish-Faced Camerons