David Cameron is threatening to return to front line politics. As Guy Fawkes Night looms, let us never forget…

Fuck a dead pig like the leader of the country
Fuck a dead pig in the fucking mouth
Ride a white swan if you get the Queen’s permission
And in the morning you can shag a grouse

Wear a tall hat when you’re entering your Percy
Wear a tall hat and a tattooed dong
You can fuck the poor and make them cry for mercy
While you cry god for Piers Gaveston

Straight outta Bullingdon
yuk yukka yuk

from the E.P. Unporked by The Dish-Faced Camerons. 

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