Are you ready, are you ready?
Are you ready, are you ready?

Every gammon every ham
Join the caravan of leave
(Stand up) fuck off
Stand up
Every gammon every ham
Join the caravan of leave
(Stand up) fuck off
Stand up

If you wanna
March to leave then just don’t stop
Keep on walking
Over the Dover clifftops
Get into the sea

lyrics by @Swissss and @TommyReckless. With apologies to The Housemartins.

from the album A ‘B’ Road by Half Bam Half Whisky, available here: