Walking Bollock Naked In The Ochils

 

As protesters make their mark on the glass panels at Westminster, the Reckless uses it as an excuse to recall a 2013 news story about a chap spotted walking bare naked scuddy in the hills around central Scotland:

I like to bag Munros without wearing any clothes
Walking bollock naked in the Ochils
Scottish extreme sports
Don’t have trainers , don’t have shorts
Walking bollock naked in the Ochils

Walking bollock naked
Walking bollock naked
Walking bollock naked in the Ochils

Walking bollock naked
Walking bollock naked
Scaring all the sheep and cows and locals

I like to toss my caber after setting it on fire
Walking bollock naked in the Ochils
I like base jump from Glencoe and land on barbed wire
Walking bollock naked in the Ochils

Scuddy sports are full of thrills and glamour
I’d rather throw a claymore than a hammer
It’s better to take risks than take a rest
We’re not better together, just say yes

from the album Yes O Yes by Various Artists. Hear, here.

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