Julian Assange
Julian Assange
He says the world is ruled by a giant blancmange

He has all the secrets
Revealing all the lies
He told me that there was no mince in my mince pies

He’s ruining my christmas
Says there is no Santa Clause
And on my advent calendar he’s opened all the doors

Oh Assange is on fire
Did you know Pinnochio was a liar?
Oh Assange is on fire
He’d be hopeless at being a Secret Santa