Boris Is A Lying Cunt

 

The 31st of October
That’s when it will be all over, yes it will
That’ll be the day the UK dies
I am Boris Johnson’s son
Never heard nothin’ but bad things about him
Mother I’m depending on you to tell me the truth
Mother just hung her head and said, son

Boris is a lying cunt
And so’s his running partner Jeremy Hunt
But when he lies, it’s just a publicity stunt
Boris is a lying cunt
And so’s his running partner Jeremy Hunt
But when he lies, the press say it’s a bit of fun

Hey Mother!
Is it true what they say that Boris never worked a day in his life
And Mother, some bad talk goin’ round town sayin’ that
Boris had three outside children
And another wife, and that ain’t right
Heard some talk Boris doing some storefront preachin’
Talking about saving souls and all the time leechin’
Dealing in dirt, and stealing in the name of the Lords
Mother just hung her head and said

Boris is a lying cunt
And so’s his running partner Jeremy Hunt
But when he lies, it’s just a publicity stunt
Boris is a lying cunt
And so’s his running partner Jeremy Hunt
But when he lies, the press say it’s a bit of fun

Hey Mother
I heard Boris called blacks piccaninnies
Said they had watermelon smiles and then he
Said homosexuals were bumboys
And Muslim women pillar boxes
Folks say Boris never was much on thinking
Spent most of his time chasing women and drinking
Mother I’m depending on you to tell me the truth
Mother looked up with a tear in her eye and said, son

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