Alister Jack is the new Scottish Secretary
He is even more Tory than Bryan Ferry
He’s got 1200 acres – he isn’t sharing
In Dumfries and Gallowahey – he isn’t caring

He flies the Union Jack high high high
He’s right behind Boris’s
Lie lie lie lie lies

And we can’t stop Jack, or the seagulls laughing
And we can’t prevent Jack from feeling happy

But I am Jack

And put down left-wing trades
And the musical trades
End all free trade
I said eat this grenade
I said eat this grenade
I said eat this grenade

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