Folks here’s a story ’bout Minnie the Moocher,
She’s got a wheelbarrow, she met a butcher,
“Hi Boris, you alright?”
“I’m good, how are you?”
I’m alright thank you
I’m not very happy about talking to you
So if you don’t mind I’ll just mooch on with what I’m doing
(If you don’t mind I’ll mooch on)
Cos you’ve not helped us up to the present day
(you’ve not helped us, move along)
You’ve took your time, Boris
Yeah, where have you been?
(Where have you been?)
Well, we’ve been on it around the clock
Is there anything in particular that you’d like us to do?
No thank you
You’ve got everything you need then?