For a while, the BBC knew what to do
Setting up an interview
With Andrew Neil on their side
We thought we knew what was true
For a while, we paid no mind
to the conspiracy theories we’d find,
Then you went full tonto
Something happened along the way
Sturgeon and Corbyn got slagged
But Jellyfish Johnson wriggled out of it, eh?
It’s pitiful, obvious and sad
But, oh, look – Boris has made a scone
What the hell are you on?
How far up his arse are you stuck?
Jellyfish Johnson has made a scone
And you’re creaming your pants, it’s wrong
BBC – get ti fuck