I wanna walk across the river Forth
From South Queensferry to the North
Across the Queensferry Crossing in style
It’s only one and a half mile!

But they won’t let me – I don’t qualify
Even though I live here – my oh my
My bid was unsuccessful – it’s no good
I don’t know why they stopped me and I don’t think that they should

I wanna do the do the Queensferry walk
A ha ha
I wanna do the do the Queensferry walk
A ha ha
I wanna do the do the Queensferry walk
A ha ha
I wanna do the do the Queensferry walk

Aaaaah aaaaaah

The way they stopped me kind of soured my beer
I can even see the bridge from here
Come on people you know it ain’t right
I put up with the disruption morning noon and night

from the album Caledonia Uber Alles by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here