I wash my hands following government guidelines
Singing God Save The Queen 54 times
I miss out ‘Rebellious Scots to crush’
I can’t find anti-bacterial handcream in Lush

Oh I’m a complete disgrace
And when I put my glasses on, I touch my face
Ooh, I can’t do it any other way
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Coronavirus girl
Don’t wanna get close achoo