I saw Mommy nicking sanitisers
From the shelves in Boots on the high street
She didn’t see me creep
Up the aisle to have a peep
She thought I was in WH Smith
Buying some sweets

Then I saw mommy sell hand sanitisers
On eBay at an extortionate price
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Matt Hancock had seen
Mommy exploiting a crisis for her own gain

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