Charlie is a dalek
A dalek, a dalek
Charlie is a dalek
But he’s still not bloody king!

Mummy is still in charge
In charge, in charge
Mummy is still in charge
In charge of everything

Charlie wants the power
Charlie wants the bling
Charlie wants The Three Degrees
To sing, sing, sing!

‘When will we see you on the throne?’
‘As soon as I get rid of this old crone.
Maybe I could kill her,
Or lock her in the tower.
I will do anything
To grab a bit of power.’

‘Aaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaa!’

‘My ears! My ears! My poor bleeding ears!’

 

from the album SW1 by Tommy Mackay