Lockstep we gaily on we go
Jack, McConnell and Carlaw
Arm in arm with London – oh
All for unionism

Even if Scotland says No
We’re dragged down by the undertow
Following orders, on we go
All for unionism

If you want to trace and track
We have got an app for that
Built by Cummings’s pals -pure tat
All for unionism

Oh, step we gaily, on we go
Heel for heel with Bojo
All together in a shitshow
All for unionism