I wouldn’t touch a Russian with a ten foot pole,
Ten foot pole, ten foot pole
I wouldn’t touch a Russian with a ten foot pole
Nyet, nyet, nyet

Well we published a report which said we looked away,
Looked away, looked away
We employed a secret operative who looked away
A ten foot Polish man

Let’s not investigate cos
we’re scared of what we’ll find
Ignorance is bliss
I see no ships
Through my blind eye

I wouldn’t touch a Russian with a ten foot pole,
Ten foot pole, ten foot pole
I wouldn’t touch a Russian with a ten foot pole
Nyet, nyet, nyet, nyet, nyet