Oh, he’s used to hiding in fridges
Now he’ll have to hide from the midges
It’s Boris, ya hoor, on a farewell tour of Scotland

Last time he left by the back door
This time he’ll need to get on all fours
Everyone will boo more, Baw jaws on tour of Scotland

Let’s all march on London
Stuff your S30 pish
We’re gonna have another referendum
We don’t need your permission

Oh we don’t have a barrel of money
Cos he gave it all to Mogg and Gove and Cummings
It’s Boris, ya hoor, on a farewell tour of Scotland
Fuck the poor cries Boris on tour of Scotland

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