They can’t walk out in public without letting go their hands
Moronic couples shopping together
They commandeer the pavement with their overactive glands
Moronic couples shopping together
They’re so in love they can’t be prized apart at any cost
Moronic couples shopping together
If they had to walk in single file, they’d be fucking lost
Moronic couples shopping together

Love is blind and also deaf
It’s also pretty dumb
It plays a mean pinball out on the streets
Who cares about social distancing
When some cling on to their supple wrists
They’re addicted to walking down aisles
Two by two
You’re not in a church now
You’re at checkout two
Making people feel uncomfortable with what you do

Do the supermarket shuffle, keeping two metres apart
Moronic couples shopping together
You could do it on your own, you won’t break the other’s heart
Moronic couples shopping together

Say it with flour
Make your bread sour

 

from the album Radio Sick Music by Half Bam Half Whisky