Dance this MES around
Fall sound, Fall sound

Last chance to turn around
To Fall sound, Fall sound
Go…

Everybody goes to parties
They dance this MES around
They do the Middle Mass
They do the Cruisers Creek
Do the Tuff Life Boogie
Do the Hip Priest

Ah-Hip Hip Hip Hip hip hip
Shake Off, Shake Off

Do the Sinister Waltz
The Hot Aftershave Bop
Take two steps back
Do the Laptop Dog

Do the Twister
The 986 Generator
Up the stairs mister
And do the Amorator

Everybody goes to parties
They dance this MES around
15 ways to leave your lover on the dance floor
Fall sound, Fall sound

Do the Rowche Rumble
Do the Aqua-rosa (aqua rosa)
Do the Can Can Summer
Do the Reformation

Just step sideways
Do the Whizz Bang
Butterflies for brains
And Kick The Can

The Marquis Cha Cha (Clasp Hands)
Do the Fol De Rol
Do the Exploding Chimney
The Middle Class Revolt

Do the Pumpkin Soup & Mashed Potatoes
It’s The New Thing
Hands Up Billy, do the Cyber Insekt
Do the Aphid

Everybody goes to parties
They dance this MES around
Fall sound, Fall sound
Do the Monocard
Do the 2 X 4
Check your shoulder pads
But watch the slippy floor

from the album 40 Odd Years Of The Fall by Tommy Mackay. Listen here