Don’t Fear IKEA


I love big tables
And ancient fables
Russians don’t fear the reaper
But for some reason we fear Ukraine
We can be like Stalin
Get a table extension (get it from IKEA)
I always need extensions (don’t fear IKEA)
That’s my plan
Verbal diarrohea
Da, da, da, da, da
Da, da, da, da, da


see also:

I Wouldn’t Touch A Russian With A Ten Foot Pole

London Laundromat

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