Ladies and gentlemen – the golden arc of unpleasantness

I once made my best mate fall over backwards
while he was having a piddle
by turning a torch on and off quickly
and befuddling him oh

Oh oh oh it’s bad for your body, oh what a mess
Oh oh let’s go – the golden arc of unpleasantness

He lay there like a fallen Knight
gripping his flippancy tighter
while it spritzed over his tits
golden arc higher and higher

Oh oh oh it’s bad for your body, oh what a mess
Oh oh let’s go – the golden arc of unpleasantness

The golden arc of unpleasantness is nothing new
I remember the back of the terracing in ’72
It was a reckless recreation
instigating putrid pools
all around your platform shoes

 

Based on this tweet by Paul Husband and this tweet by Mark Fleming

 

see also:

A Cold Tinny In KG

Julia