I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
Fnarr fnarr
I made a film of it and it turned out alright
But some guy in the house of commons watched it online
And now he’s only went and gone and resigned

Oh, I’ve got a brand new side-line industry making tractor porn
I am spreading muck everywhere
Even on your lawn
Neil Parish was a subscriber, but now he’s gorn
Oh, I’ve got a brand new side-line industry making tractor porn

 

see also:

Don’t Come Back You Wanker

Porn Stash

Petrol Station Wankers