If Franz Kafka supported Heart Of Midlothian. Suggested by this post by Lewis Miller.

It is said when he read
There wisnae existential dread
People were in fits of laughter
Let’s all raise a fist
For the metamorphosis
Of Hearts fan Franz Kafka

If it’s introspection and scepticism of power
And detachment of success you’re after
Then look no further than the futility
Of Hearts fan Franz Kafka

No-one knows the answer
From Gorgie to Gregor Samsa
His favourite castle in the toon
Was soaked in maroon
The Tynecastle – Franz Kafka

see also:

You’ll Always Be In Our Hearts

Albert Camus