Do you remember that shouty skinhead
Too short suits
Allo John, got a new motor
And Doc Marten boots

I heard that he is now being auctioned on E-bay
If you can stump up for his own material they say

It’s an Alexei sale
Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle

I put a bid in
Put 50 quid in for a joke
Someone out bid me
For 60 and a bag of coke

He made the song that is the most profane in history
He might write books now
But I liked him when he was sweary

Alexei Sayle, Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle, Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle, Alexei Sayle
Alexei Sayle, Alexei Sayle

from the album A.S. by The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band

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