Madness meets 10cc

 

Well, you all settled in?
Right, we can begin.
My name is Dean Cain

Hum drum days and hum drum ways…

Hey kids let me tell you how I met your mom
We were dancing and romancing at the senior prom
It was no infatuation
But a gradual graduation
From a boy to a man
Let me tell you while I can
The soda pop came free

He’s walking where I’m afraid I don’t know
I.C.E
I.C.E
There’s panic and I hear somebody scream
(aaaah)

He picks up useless paper
And puts it in my pocket
I’m trying very hard to keep my fingers clean
I can’t remember tell me what’s his name

(My name is Dean Cain)

And all I wanted was a word or photograph to keep at home
And all I wanted was a word or photograph to keep

Oooooh
Kissing now
Kissing now
Kissing
You kind of lose all feeling now
Your head goes round and round

The quiet fellow follows and points his fingers
Straight at you
He had to sacrifice his pride yes throw it all away

Round and round and round and round and round and round
I’m throwing myself off this train

Hum drum days, he’s got hum drum ways…
I think we got it there don’t you?
(My name is Dean Cain)

Hey, you know I’m really earning now
And all I wanted was a word
My ship came in with a cargo of dollars
And all I wanted was a word
My name’s lit up on the prow

And all I wanted was a word
It’s a wonderful world
When you’re rolling in dollars
Now!

I think we got it there don’t you?

see also:

One Step Beyoncé

Tiger Driving In My Car