From Kyiv To Carlisle
From Kyiv to Carlisle What a line! Now I’ll take a pause And wait for the thunderous applause Oh no it’s happening again see also:
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Knitting On The Set Of The Exorcist
Si si si nein gee, G sus Linda Blair fuck me jesus Knitting on the set of The Exorcist Oh yeah Windy Miller in Windygates All of the signs indicate You’ve done too little…
Parcel O Rogues
All new original material in the latest album from Tommy Mackay. Tracks: Incredulity Make Things Easy A Message To You Lizzie Bins Out My Secrets Are Blown Ambidextrous Men And Ambidextrous Women Ask Velazquez Jackie…
Bins Out
Gotta get the bins out Gotta get the bins out Gotta get the bins out Gotta get the bins out Early in the morning – it’s usually too late Shoulda done it last night…
Boris, Dorries, Here Is The Bird
A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird Boris, Dorries, here is the bird Bird, bird, bird, here is the bird Boris, Dorries, here is the bird A-well, a bird, bird, bird, here is the bird…
Chicken
Hold a chicken in the air Pump raw shit into the sea Spend six weeks abroad As we face catastrophe Leave a trail of lies Written on the Brexit bus And condemn us all…
What Kind Of Country Am I?
What sort of massive Cunk would pose like this? Liz, of course. Listen as she channels her inner Philomena. from the album Pork Markets see also:
Cruel Winter
“Cost of living” is a phrase I dislike a lot Living is free Poor semantics, you see, are to blame What we’re experiencing (what did they say?) Is a rise in the cost of…
12 Years
People have died And all you’ve done is nothing Are you going to do anything about the ambulances waiting And people dying out Well don’t you think 12 years is long enough 12 years…
See Emily Maitlis
Emily Maitlis and her side-eye, She’s often inclined to scribble lots of rude words on her notepad There is a cock and balls She’s climbing up the walls She’s lost her mind and calls…