What About London?
What about London? Scotland is a country London is a city Parliament gettin’ dirty and gritty I been down, isn’t it a pity Rory Stewart isn’t pretty All around people lookin’ half dead Walkin’…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Zuckerberg
As Facebook is fined £500 for data breaches in the Cambridge Analytica scandal, we look back at when the senators were mighty confused about what the internet is at the Zuckerberg hearing… You say dahta,…
Get This Done
We’re rolling off a cliff So let’s get it over quick Get this done and move on, move on We’ll be smashed and bloodied But able to carry on Eh? You give me the…
Dead In A Ditch
We must respect his wishes, Sleeping with the fishes, Wrapped up in his riches Boris de Pfeffel Has anybody seen the Earth moving JCB The job would be a quickie Boris de Pfeffel …
Polluters, Commuters And The DUP
Pick on the polluters Not on the commuters That’s what they say Are commuters not polluters? What about computers? Oh for fuck sake We’re beating up the losers It’s all going down the tubes…
Proteus
Stephen finds his way to Sandymount Strand (Philosophically poetical) He’s too damn anxious, so he lies down (Philosophically poetical) P.R.O.T.E.U.S Proteus Tears tears tears If you like stream of conciousness, stick around (Philosophically poetical)…
Viva Catalonia
I went to a poll station at the local school All the cops were waving their sticks, it wasn’t cool They were hardly indiscreet They were there to beat beat beat At the local…
The Citizen
I am known as the citizen An unnamed denizen of Dublin I hold court and hold sway In the pub known as Barney Kiernan’s Some say I’m Michael Cusack Founder member of the G.A.A….
It’s Ma Pairty
Nobody knows where Jim Murphy has gone Jola left the same time Why was he holding her hand When the job became mine It’s my party, and I’ll resign if I want to Resign…
Mate, Shut Up
When Fabio Fognini met Andy Murray, it was ‘Mate, shut up!’