Crazy Boris (Approaching Menace version)
I added ‘Approaching Menace’ (the Mastermind theme tune) to the start of this version of Crazy Boris because well… There’s an arsehole with floppy hair Yes, it’s Boris Johnson, he was London Mayor He’s…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Arse
An album of songs about Boris Johnson. Track listing: This Charmless Man Gammon People Boris Is A Lying Cunt Brexit And America Crazy Boris Kim Darroch We Have Blinked Bendy Bus Boris Brexit Clown Boris…
Brexit And America (Kippers For Breakfast)
Take a look at my boyfriend He’s the only one I got He’s my racist boyfriend Cos racism is really hot I’m gonna export running water And Mars Bars to America See the girls…
It’s A Wonderful Fife
As Sir Paul McCartney reveals he is writing a stage musical of It’s A Wonderful Life, we remember the seminal Scottish version from 2012. The full album is available for free download here but here’s…
Gammon People
lyrics – Matthew Hankins He went up to Oxford with a thirst for knowledge He studied Classics at Balliol College That’s why I Caught his eye He told me that his dad was loaded…
No Musos
1,2,3.14 Pi! All good scientists go to heaven Open 22 over 7 Non sequitur, non sequitur A technical wizard or a strummer, I know what I prefer No musos No musos No musos No…
Kim Darroch
UK Ambassador leaking out the diptels US president dishing dead cat smells Don and Boris – Clumsy and Inept, hey Spoiling us with Ferrero Rocher Kim Darroch, Kim Darroch, roch roch roch He gone…
New Korea Opportunities
Everybody’s happy in Korea Time to celebrate with a beer Jong-un, Jae-in, get the drinks in But will it be Tennents or Brew Dog Huzzah for the peasants or Jacob Rees Mogg? New Korea…
Birdwatching For Punks
An album for twitchers who also like to pogo. Includes Ptarmigan (Tommy Gun), Meep Meep Meep (Neat Neat Neat), Jilted Swan and many more. All in under 15 minutes. Get yours free here: Birdwatching For…
The Curlew And The Oyster Catcher
The curlew and the oyster catcher The curlew and the oyster catcher Went to sea The curlew and the oyster catcher The curlew and the oyster catcher Went to sea The oyster catcher’s orange…