Give Peas A Chance
Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Parsnips, parsnips, parsnips Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that, so All we are…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Tory In A Foodbank
Tory in a foodbank PR stunt Smiling like A Tory cunt Can I take you to reality Where you enabled this You can watch yourself Taking the piss – ugh Tory in a foodbank…
David Attenborough, Where’s Your Camera?
Snow is rising all around us From the ground up through the trees Maybe it is climate change Or The Frozen Planet making a documentary David Attenborough, where’s your camera? Give us penguins and polar…
You’re So Vain
As the president wanders about lost on stage screaming ‘I’m a non-entity, get me out of here!’ we remember how he got there… You walked into the Whitehouse Like you were walking onto a…
Feartie
Originally written about David Cameron’s refusal to debate with Alex Salmond years ago and then when Theresa was too feart to debate with Nicola Sturgeon. The BBC they said to me Why do you…
Granny On Bongos
Well she lives all alone in a Manchester flat She wears Pringle jumpers and a floppy hat And her one aim in life is to be in The Fall Banging some bongos, she’s waiting…
Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon Get off the phone Curmudgeon Go it alone Leave the hardy millenials To grow by themselves Play catch up on fibre book Like and share your instant grammes Curmudgeon Hey lazy hack Curmudgeon…
Einstein? Uh Go Go
Einstein? Uh Go Go Einstein? Uh Go Go Einstein? Uh Go Go Donald says climate change Is a hoax and not man made Even so, come the judgement day I’ll be the one who’s…
She Conned Her Papa (Ivanka)
What she did with her emails Is so criminal Is so dishonest Is so shocking She was willing to risk our foreign enemies reading her emails She lied a dog on her emails She…
Raking Bad
The President of America met the President of Finland The President of America met the President of Finland Apparently they talked about raking the forest floor But one president said the other was just…