M.A.D.O.N.N.A.
Madonna is now 60. Happy Birthday Madge. As tribute here’s the Daily Reckless song from when she was 50 and had paid former husband Guy Ritchie £50m as part of their divorce settlement…. This…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Gordon Brown (superhero mix)
“It’s crunch time. It’s crunch time.” “I want to take this opportunity to talk to you straight about the action the government is taking on the economy.” Gordon Brown, superhero Saved the pound and the…
Jim Murphy’s Hair
Fundily Mundily Murphy has risen again. Any excuse to dust down this old classic: Are you looking at Jim Murphy’s hair? It has changed from mousey to white Remember studying for nine years and failing…
Comedians Obedience Class
I died on stage last night – it really was abysmal My case has been referred to the procurator fiscal I’m going to the comedy school where they teach the comedy rules Learn to…
Korea Opportunities
If you’re struggling to find work here There are plenty jobs in North Korea Making bombs for minimum fee It’s a booming industry Radioactivity Korea Opportunities They’ve got bombs But we’ve got lots of protest…
Ed Balls
We were going to show you the video of this song here but unfortunately it’s been blocked by the BBC. Oh well, here’s the tune anyway: Ed Balls, Ed Balls,…
My Beautiful Ninja
A Japanese city has been forced to clarify it is not in fact recruiting ninjas, following reports that it was facing a shortage of skilled assassins. That’s a shame. I was in the best…
News Flash
Scientists say it isn’t a fake There could be life because of a lake On Mars In showbusiness facts, someone with an axe Has smashed up Donald Trump’s Hollywood Star More as we get…
Let’s Eat
Brexit secretary Dominic Raab says the government will have to take steps to ensure that there are adequate food supplies for Britain to cover the eventuality of a no-deal departure from the European Union….
Malcolm Tucker Free!
After an intense Daily Reckless campaign including overnight candlelit vigils outside HMP Twitter, Malcolm Tucker is finally released. A relieved Tucker had this to say: Please Indulge Evasiveness Regarding Some Manifestations Of Resistive Gibberish And…