Porton Down
Novichok’s back! Here’s when Boris Johnson was caught lying yet again. This time over the poisoning of the Skripals and what an expert at Porton Down told him of the chemicals’ origins. Sigh… Step down…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Bigmouth Tweets Again
Donald, Donald I wasnae joking When I said I’d like to Rub a balloon on your head Donald, Donald I wasnae joking You are scum, by rights we should Cut off your tiny thumbs…
King Of Kirkcaldy (Fade Away and Radiate)
Oooh Gordon. I know you spend night times Wrapped like Ghandi in a cool cool neon vow Fade away and radiate – Naw! Fade away and radiate – Naw! Why won’t anybody listen to…
Subtweet Good To Me
As Germany crash out of the World Cup, Kay Burley does the biggest subtweet in history… Tank girl, Dugdale isn’t it a pity We don’t want you to contribute to the kitty This is bam…
Ally and Johnny
Ally McCoist continues to astound with his World Cup commentary as he reveals that he met up with Johnny Rotten on a plane once, as fellow commentator Jon Champion witters on about Johnny Rotten’s…
Mark Lawrenson
Everybody’s favourite co-commentator at the World Cup, really is a fun guy. No, really. Watch the video for evidence… Robert Peston, Alan Hansen The love children of Charlie Manson Hansen is as Hansen does Time…
Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master
The World Cup is in full swing and over on ITV the coverage features Ally McCoist co-commentating and giving us his views on philosophy and Russian literature. Sensationally stirring stuff…. Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master Ally…
Jesus Was A Refugee
I saw you on my TV Hashtag BBCQT It was all a bit cringy Mo Farrah, Freddie Mercury Jesus was a Refugee Wearing Calvin Kleins in Calvary Gallus gals from Galilee Buy one god,…
Jobby Moon
After The Guardian publishes an article about jobbymoons, a nation guffaws… We’re off to Jobby Moon We’ll follow Mr Broon Jobby Moon, Jobby moooooon Be back soon
My Inner Dictator
I’m the Tory MP for Aberdeen South I like to slag the SNP with my oversized mouth People say I am a bit insane Cos I sat on the throne of Saddam Hussein…