The Mark E Smith Guide To Writing Guide
Hello. I’m Mark E Smith and this is The Mark E Smith Guide To Writing guide Day by day breakdown Day One : Hang around house all day writing bits of useless information on bits…
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How I Wrote Elastic Bees
Today’s Fall related tune is from The Foul – a cover of How I Wrote Elastic Man mixed with backing from The Bees because, why not? I’m eternally grateful To my past influences But…
King Of The Swingers
A reminder of the original tango’d one’s exploits: Well I’m the King of the Swingers, I’m a celebrity I used to have constituents, but now it’s me, me, me I used to argue with Labour,…
Inverkeithing
To mark the astounding occasion of Tories winning a by election in Fife, we pay a visit to Inverkeithing through the prism of Buzzcocks… In these times of contention it’s not my intention to…
Dalgety Bay
To mark the astounding occasion of Tories winning a by election in Fife, we pay a visit to Dalgety Bay. Get ti Fife and you will see Dalgety Bay is the place to be For…
Socks On Fire
The racists are raging Burning their shoes They don’t like Nike Nike All this commotion For taking the knee Affecting their psyche Crikey You Your socks are on fire Hand me my scissors I’ll…
Disnaeland
He disnae like papers He disnae like news He disnae like points He disnae like views He disnae like this He disnae like that He disnae like dogs He disnae like cats Welcome to…
New Scotland (SNP version)
As SNP membership overtakes Conservatives across UK and Nicola Sturgeon sets out plans for the coming year, a reminder of the brave new Scotland that swept to power in 2011: I love the smell of…
Bono’s Cock
Bono assures his fans that his voice will return, but we wonder if his cock is still shrieking as loud as it did years ago when his neighbours complained of the racket it made in…
Dissolve The Union
The Herald (a Scottish “newspaper”) has revealed that the Dissolve The Union hashtag on the twitter has been deployed by robots: Definitely something fishy going on. Brrrp. Bleep. Activate the song …