First We Take Lumphinnans
Speed hovercraft like a bird on the wing Over the Forth to Fife We’re coming over to absolve your sins And spice up your dreary life First we take Lumphinnans Then we take Leven We’ve…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
With My Little Schtick Of Post-Punk Rock
Every now and then you’ll see in the zeitgeist, the post punk revival come around. I don’t care if I can’t play guitar, my uke is more profund. See me chop like the Gang…
It’s Turned Out Shite Again
George Flambé presents a brand new album of ukulele delights. Available here.
I’ve Never Seen An Advert In The Daily Reckless
(with apologies to John Cooper Clarke) I’ve seen the poison letters of the unionist hacks About the yellow peril and the reds and the blacks And the SNP and its treacherous acts Empire two…
Caledonia Uber Alles
I am Governor Jerry Brown Nicola Sturgeon was in town We slagged off the president… Sturgeon has no demands She won’t shake Trump’s tiny hands But he dictates how this is seen He’ll call…
Stickers On A Statue
D’you ever seem to have one of those days where nationalism’s just not doing it for you anymore? Well you know, I used to have those just about all the time. But I found a…
Wightman In Holyrood Parly
Who Owns Scotland The aristocracy who came before us They handed it all down and divvied it all up But the poor had no lawyers Lords and conglomorates Scooping up all the acres We’re…
Now Is Not The Time
We were on the cliff edge and Theresa May says Rollover Willie, Ruth and Kez, Theresa May sez Rollover So they all rolled over but Nicola said No So Theresa May said Now is…
I Wanna Marry A Muirfield Member
I want to marry a Muirfield member And keep him company I want to marry a Muirfield member And be his caddy I’ll polish his wood by the light of day And shout Fore! and…
Let’s Flounce
Hey baby if you’ve had enough Or you’re Huckleberry Hounded off Let’s flounce Let’s flounce Do the instagram and the facebook too Unfortunately you don’t qualify for Who’s Who Let’s flounce Let’s flounce Dramatic…