Jobby Moon
After The Guardian publishes an article about jobbymoons, a nation guffaws… We’re off to Jobby Moon We’ll follow Mr Broon Jobby Moon, Jobby moooooon Be back soon
Articles by Tommy Mackay
My Inner Dictator
I’m the Tory MP for Aberdeen South I like to slag the SNP with my oversized mouth People say I am a bit insane Cos I sat on the throne of Saddam Hussein…
Diet Of No Fibre
(lyrics by @Tucker5Law) Backin’ up, constipated Tweetin’ rage with his scants down Went the distance, now he’s back on his feet Just a man and his compacted bowel When he was young, it happened so…
Jakeballs
From the album Questionable Times by Half Bam Half Whisky, hear Loki and the ‘woman in white’ giving it laldy on an edition from Scotland. Listen here
Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard
With apologies to Robert Wyatt for nicking his album title, Half Bam Half Whisky release a concept album based around the exploits of Scottish Conservative leader, Ruth Davidson and Scottish Labour leader, Richard Leonard. Listen…
Carnalis
If you fancy a fright or you just want a bite Read Carnalis It’ll mess wi yer heid, open up and bleed That’s Carnalis Veins will ping ping-a-ling-a-ling, ping-a-ling-a-ling And you’ll sing “Viva Rosa”…
Gammon
I say! We’re Gammon: Our cheeks have a magenta hue. We’re Gammon: And we really like Brexit too BBC Question Time, we can shout out anytime With bulging eyes and bulging vein or two Everyday…
Couldnae Gie A Fuck
As yet another royal wedding farago gets underway, we look back to the last time this nonsense took place and Scotland’s reaction to it. Video here
Constitutional Crisis
Constitutional, constitutional, constitutional fucking crisis Constitutional, constitutional, constitutional fucking crisis You can stuff your power grab I’d rather drive a rusty Saab Constitutional, constitutional, constitutional fucking crisis from the album Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard…
Jerusalem
And did those hands, those tiny hands Touch upon England’s Mrs May? And will the holy Lamb of Trump Make England’s pleasant pastures pay? And did the Countenance Divine Shine forth upon those clouded hills?…