Articles by Tommy Mackay

Jilted Jock

The Reckless staff had an office night out in Glasgow yesterday to see Jilted John, which reminded us of this old school classic:   I’ve been going out with a country, her name is England…



Twat

  Danny Dyer’s diatribe about Brexit on Good Evening Britain has been named TV moment of the year at the Edinburgh TV Festival Awards. Here it is in a musical stramash-up accompanied by Queen and…


Jamie Oliver

Jamie Oliver has been accused of cultural appropriation for calling a new product “punchy jerk rice” and now Levi Roots has challenged him to a jerk off…pic by Happy Toast Jamie Oliver packed his wok…


M.A.D.O.N.N.A.

  Madonna is now 60. Happy Birthday Madge. As tribute here’s the Daily Reckless song from when she was 50 and had paid former husband Guy Ritchie £50m as part of their divorce settlement…. This…


Gordon Brown (superhero mix)

“It’s crunch time. It’s crunch time.” “I want to take this opportunity to talk to you straight about the action the government is taking on the economy.” Gordon Brown, superhero Saved the pound and the…


Jim Murphy’s Hair

Fundily Mundily Murphy has risen again. Any excuse to dust down this old classic: Are you looking at Jim Murphy’s hair? It has changed from mousey to white Remember studying for nine years and failing…


Comedians Obedience Class

  I died on stage last night – it really was abysmal My case has been referred to the procurator fiscal I’m going to the comedy school where they teach the comedy rules Learn to…


Korea Opportunities

If you’re struggling to find work here There are plenty jobs in North Korea Making bombs for minimum fee It’s a booming industry Radioactivity Korea Opportunities They’ve got bombs But we’ve got lots of protest…


Ed Balls

We were going to show you the video of this song here but unfortunately it’s been blocked by the BBC.           Oh well, here’s the tune anyway: Ed Balls, Ed Balls,…