There’s No-one Quite Like My Sister in Law’s Ex Husband’s Nephew
My sister in law’s ex husband’s nephew, we love you My sister in law’s ex husband’s nephew, we do Though you may be far away We think of you There’s no one quite like…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
No To Joy
So farewell United Kingdom You have left us with no choice Pushed the Bill through – no amendments Clearly Scotland has no voice The real fight starts now, so says Corbyn Handing Theresa a…
Bagpipe Music
by Louis MacNiece It’s no go the merrygoround, it’s no go the rickshaw, All we want is a limousine and a ticket for the peepshow. Their knickers are made of crepe-de-chine, their shoes are made…
I’ve Never Seen A Straight Banana
I’ve seen a lesbian kiwi fruit Got a bisexual pomegranate to boot But I’ve never seen a straight banana. Well, I’ve been to the end of the street and back And I own six…
Fratricide
I believe in fratricide I rest my case, don’t cast aside You better believe it I’m Ruth Davidson Take it or leave it, resign to it Fratricide, fratricide Fratricide, fratricide Theresa May is by my…
Oh! The Cinematography
January 2017. Donald Trump has issued a ban on Muslims entering the USA. Outrage erupts and marches are held throughout the world. In Edinburgh, I go on the march to the parliament along with…
Appease Me
Last night I said these words to Donny I hope you’re wearin a rubber johnny C’mon, c’mon c’mon c’mon Appease me oh yeah And I’ll appease you I hope you like the quaich I brought…
My Baby Is Tied To A Timebomb
My baby is tied to a timebomb My terrorist tied to a tree My baby is tied to a timebomb O bring back my baby to me Lee Hurst, Lee Hurst You’ve got an…
Without Ewan McGregor
Well, my name is Charley Boorman Me and Ewan go on tour, man On our motorbikes We have such a laugh But nobody wants my bloody autograph They don’t know who I am I’m Charley…
Winter Of 2010
It’s all gone a bit cold like back in the good old winter of 2010.