Articles by Tommy Mackay


Michael McIntyre’s Manager

  Headlock Too much cocaine Reputation is gone He had a minder Michael McIntyre’s manager Michael McIntyre’s manager Wolf Kidult Man Michael McIntyre’s manager Where is your mum? Your power is gone Don’t make fun…


Top Cunts

Artworks by Holly Booth. Compilation album of tracks from the Daily Reckless featuring everybody’s favourite C word by Reckless Music. Tracks: Cuntocracy Boris Is A Lying Cunt Priti – Fey Cunt Jacob Rees Cunt Cuntissentially…


Robert Fergusson

  Wake up ya dunderheids Smell the flowers not the weeds Put another barb in your books for me I’ll make my own kind of poetry I look out my window, what do I see?…


Selfridge’s Information Bureau

  Last night I dined with Harry Fane And his mother Jane He’s never read a book or had tutors But he knows everything about computers There ain’t half been some clever bastards (Lucky bleeders,…


Trump It Up

  Another bonkers man baby speech. Narrated by Moose Allain and backed by the Shakin’ Stevens version of Pump It Up. see also:


Rapture Captcha

  I wanna see Jesus but I don’t wanna die I just wanna fly up to the sky Honest, I’ve been good Whenever I could Take me to God’s gaff I’m the man who mistook…


Release The Batshit Crazies

  On Nick Cave’s birthday, a stramash-up featuring the King’s coronation, The Birthday Party and the films ‘Bats’ and ‘Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.’ see also: Unholy Trinity The Horror The Horror  


Manchild (Dross remix)

  Douglas Ross throws another tantrum and threatens to thcweam and thcweam until he’s thick. Cos he can. see also: Douglas Ross Ya Fucking Wanker