Last night I dined with Harry Fane
And his mother Jane
He’s never read a book or had tutors
But he knows everything about computers

There ain’t half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain’t half been some clever bas-tards

He swears that books will cease to exist
And all reading will be done on floppy disks
Harry is supplied with these devices
All human knowledge on his screen suffices

There ain’t half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain’t half been some clever bas-tards

The varieties of bamboo
Child welfare in Peru
Anything you need to know
At Selfridge’s Information Bureau

There ain’t half been some clever bastards
Probably got help from their mum
(who had help from her mum)
There ain’t half been some clever……..
…………………………….bastards

 

inspired by this post from @Coates

 

see also:

Gie’s A Shot

Uri Geller