Lady Mone (Treacherous Scants Merchant)
Lady Mone – tacky, tacky Lady Mone She’s got a sumptuous apartment overlooking the Tower Bridge When she’s all alone she only has to open up the door of her fridge For the…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Untitled
As a bunch of artists release an album of silence in protest at AI copyright proposals, we remember the previous winner of the Reckless Eurovision Song Contest. Inspired by this news story. Based on…
Papal Blues
My clergy’s done left me My bishops look confused I’ve no sons and daughters And I’ve got the papal blues All alone in these apartments Making edicts by the score When all I want…
Hawk Pistols
When Hawkwind met the Sex Pistols it was anarchy. Based on this post: see also:
Totally Wyatt
I’m totally Wyatt Totally Wyatt Totally Wyatt Totally Wyatt Orlandon’t tell me, oh no. Don’t say, oh God don’t tell me. Oh dear me, heavens above. Oh no, I’m totally Wyatt no I can’t…
Prince Monolulu
Prince Monolulu – racing tipster ooh Came from the West Indies in 1902 His real name was Peter Carl Mackay Pretended to be an African guy Jeffrey went to see Monolulu, Monolulu He gave…
Aye
MacDiarmid & Cutler present a stramash-up of Mcalmont & Butler and A Romantic Drunk Man. see also:
Valentine
I’m adjusting the tone on my £500 colour TV Neighbours whisper loudly – his records are groovy baby I’m having bad luck, got my Lo-Fi system to pay And even my horoscope says I’m…
Impeaches
Trumpy is a cunty, He’s gonna eat a lot of peaches Cunty, cunty, cunty, Impeach, impeach, impeachy He’s acting like a monkey Throwing round his faeces Trumpy is a cunty, Impeach, impeach, impeachy Worms…
Blue Canary
If you do a Google search On They Might be Giants merch You might be surprised by what they set out in their stall Lots of t-shirts and music – buy ’em But there’s…