Articles by Tommy Mackay

Marx For Trots

  There is a book that Labour need to read If they want to know what Labour means They should be aware who they’re fighting for The working class, the working class A crash course…


The News

  Marriage, birthday, Halloween, pyjamas, car crash, gender selection, babysitting…   see also: My Cuckoo Queue News


Jengamasters Breakout

  Oh! And one more thing. Yes? No slacking! Wooden blocks in front of his eyes Chuckle Brothers in front of his eyes All in the pub at the same time Looks like they’re having…


Tony Blair’s Mortgage Advisor

  Keir Hardie was the first, Arthur Henderson the worst, George Barnes, Ramsay MacDonald William Adamson, J. R. Clynes, George Lansbury, Clement Attlee – fun times Hugh Gaitskell, Harold Wilson, James Callaghan, Michael Foot, Neil…


Two Supes

  A stramash-up of Billy Butcher and Julie Walters, backed by ‘Supe John B’ by The Boys (beach variant).   see also: A Little Tin Of Soup Oh Supertrump


A Liz Truss Carol

Liz Truss, you used to hate the monarchy Now you are Lizzie’s biggest fan And you used to think that Brexit was a bad idea Now you’re anti-European If you don’t like my principles, I…


It’s Called Shy Talk

R.I.P. Steve Shy A stramash-up of clips from the old Brass Tacks documentary about Punk Rock and ‘Eat Y’Self Fitter’ by The Fall backwards in memory of Steve Shy, founder of Manchester fanzine Shy Talk….


Fuck Songs

A compilation of fucking songs from the anals of the Daily Reckless (not in the Prince or Barry White sense, although the walrus of love does make an appearance). Tracks: Fuck This For A Game…


Penny Lame

  Too many PMs going on and on Too many reaching for a piece of cake Penny Mordaunt slagging Paul McCartney off Penny Lame more like, eh? Amirite? Give us a break That was your…


Three Times A Woman

  Thanks for the songs that you’ve given me They’re all available online The Pork Markets album is free on Bandcamp Mugg and GoNads want to say out loud: She’s a proper euro- sceptic She’ll…