Insane Asylums
“Menthol Institutions and Insane Asylums.” The beautiful cadences of the mayor of Trumpton, USA. Backed by R Dean Taylor. see also:
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Rum Punch, Whisky, Nicotine And Glue
That time Paul McCartney was caught in possession of cannabis. Backed by The Pogues. see also:
Someone’s Had A Lot Of Sex In This Uber
Following revelations that Trump’s running partner, JD Vance, had sex with a sofa, suspicions as to the identity of this taxi passenger emerge. Well I was going to Heathrow, after leaving my hotel Going…
Sir Kid Starver
Submission with Keir Starmer, Laura Kuenssberg, Susanna Reid, The Sex Pistols and Bill Grundy. see also:
I Want What Can Be
by The Marxist & Luciferian Orchestra with Bow Wow Wow feat. Kamala Harris “What can be, unburdened by what has been.” see also: Hurry Up Harris
Hurry Up Harris
Come on come on Hurry up Harris come on Come on come on Hurry up Harris come on We’re going down the pub We’re going down the pub … Come on come on Hurry…
D.U.M.B.
Gabba gabba we accept you. We accept you. One of us. Gabba gabba we accept you. We accept you. One of us. Gabba gabba hey. Gabba gabba hey. see also:
Hear Emily Play
When Emily met Kari and Nigel in America. Warning: contains nuts and Hot Chocolate. see also:
Torrance Frayed
Inspired by the bizarre spectacle of half the Rolling Stones mixing with Peter Cook and Dudley Moore with the golfer Sam Torrance grinning over their shoulders, here’s a stramash-up of all those gentlemen. see…
Donald’s Shoes
In an assassination attempt Try not to look unkempt Or duck Stand up, stand up Stand up! If you’ve just had your ear pierced It’s important to look fierce As fuck Stand up, stand…