I’m Going To Spain (2-1 mix)
I’ve sold my car thrown in my job I’m 34 years old I think it’s time I saw the world coz I hate the cold and rain and grey I’m going to Spain Cousin…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Planet McCoist
Ally McCoist and Sam Matterface discuss who are the tallest people on Planet Earth. see also:
12 Boys Rout Fascists
Kurious Oranjuice
I tell ya, the Dutch are weeping in four languages at least… Mark E Smith meets Orange Juice. Rip it up. from the album Top Of The Popstocks Vol.4 see also:
Pulling Down The Shorts Of Marty
I was watching a documentary Made by Marty Feldman About comedy It was very posh and funny At one point he was playing football For a showbiz eleven When he scored a goal His…
Politics Of Optics
How it looks That’s what’s important Not how it is That’s by and by Oh cheeky cheeky Oh naughty sneaky You’re so perceptive Thank you The politics of optics Think carefully The politics of…
Haunted By The Ghost Of An Edwardian Zebra
Do you remember that drizzly day? Somewhere in London In the middle of nowhere Didn’t have nothing to do that day Didn’t wanna do nothing anyway I stood behind you in the road Like…
Tory Wipeout
And there you have it. Too many names to fit into one song. For full list see Portillogeddon.com see also:
Vote Them Out
If you’re working class Get up off your arse And vote them out If you’re middle class Get up off your arse And vote them out If you’re upper class Sit back, have another glass…
Parachuted Grifter
Scottish Labour parachute in their ‘local’ candidates just in time for the General Election. Inspired by this tweet: see also: