Downing Street Dogs
This ain’t taking back control, this is genocide As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent You asked for the latest party With your Benny Hill pose and Worzel Gummidge clothes Like a…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Wine In A Suitcase
And you may find yourself in a rose garden And you may ask yourself, I beg your pardon This is a works event, I’m off my face What we need is more wine in…
Lightweight Blues
Wadin’ through the waste of Westminster And there’s not a friend to help you through Douglas, dry your eyes – they won’t save yer Drop your friends and start to sing the blues Thank…
How To Speak Fanny
Robert Peston’s got a scoop Got a scoop Got a scoop Robert Peston’s got a scoop Hold the front page Boris had his wife with him Wife with him Wife with him Boris had…
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Boris?
words: Martin Rowson He has a drink but doesn’t think That anyone will care, Hosts a bash, goes on the lash Then claims he wasn’t there When asked for explanations He’ll blub it isn’t…
Michael Fabricant
Who can wear a toupee (who can wear a toupee) On top of their head (on top of their head) Cover it with wotsits and a dollop of glue? Fabricant (Fabricant) Michael Fabricant (Michael…
Sound Of A Cunt
That’s the sound of a cunt smirking like a wean again That’s the sound of a cunt smirking and lying see also: Boris Is A Lying Cunt Party Party Party
Nigel Farage Mentally Tweets
Dear Andy You clearly do not understand me Nigel Farage mentally tweets Novak Djokovic is my friend And he needs me Nigel Farage mentally tweets He’s spent his career Drinking piss weak beer Hating…
Gove On 45
With the news that Michael Gove was stuck in a lift at the BBC, here’s ‘Gove In An Elevator’ in this medley. Right now, right now, right now it’s time to take back control…
The Day I Drove To Whitburn
When I got back from Whitburn My wife said that can’t be right You said you were going to Winchburgh I thought, Oh shite The day I drove to Whitburn Thinking I was going…