The Giving Of Fucks
The day I stop giving a fuck is the day the fuckers win Even if all around us are losing their fucks and blaming the same fucking thing These fucking times we live in…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
VIP Taylor Swift Seats
Acts these days cost a fortune to see, But some folk manage easily Others grab freebies wherever they can And some complain to The Guardian For first world problems nothing beats “We couldn’t see…
Anyone Can Eno
The collaboration the world has been aching for. Eno and Cluster on synth treatments and TV aerial, Rod Hull on vocals. Inspired by Luke Haines artwork ‘Rod Hull and Eno’ which you can admire…
Get Up My Old Man
Joni Mitchell’s Old Man is urged to Get Up. From The Turquoise Album see also:
Come On Georgia
The kings of the Euros showing the world how to play football. see also:
Hey Hey We’re Slovenian
Micky Dolenz Weird Al Yankovic Even Ludwig Wittgenstein Drew with the English Hey hey we’re Slovenian And people thought we were going down But we were busy qualifying We’re going through to the next…
Wale O Ilka Town
Auld Reikie, wale o’ ilka town That Scotland kens beneath the moon! Whare couthy chiels at e’ening meet Their bizzing craigs and mous to weet; And blythly gar auld care gae by Wi’ blinkit…
You Bet
“I’ll bet you a thousand pounds to a refugee charity you don’t get anybody on those planes before the election. Will you take that bet?” “Well I want to get the people on the…
Hygge
Cosying on up with the Danish. Featuring Chas n Dave. see also:
O Switzerland
O Switzerland thanks for the cheese And also for the one point please can you ask Hungary to lose I am over the cow bell blues My giant Toblerone’s been scoffed And my old…