Midgie Midgie
The midges, the midges, I’m no gonnae kid ye’s, The midges is really the limit, Wi teeth like pirhanas, they drive ye bananas, If ye let them get under yer simmit! The Lord put…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Splash The Fash
As the milkshake movement stages a comeback, we reminisce about past attacks… Well, shake it up, baby, now (Shake it up, baby) Splash the fash (splash the fash) C’mon c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, baby, now…
Hauners
Half Bam Half Whisky are back with a hilarious helping of bangers and mash-ups. Tracks: Freaks, Non Freaks And Freak Enablers 9 Quid For 2 Some Day A Real Rain Will Come Shot In The…
Very Normal Innocent Men
Hacker and Trump – just very normal innocent men. see also: The Age Of Absurdity Mr Trump Is Magic
After Some Casual Research
Friend Or Foe? Friend How Can I Sing Like A Girl? In your highest register How Many Planets? 8 in our solar system. In the universe about 2 trillion How Much Cake Can You…
Phoresy
– an interaction in which a phoretic animal latches itself onto a host animal for the purpose of dispersal. Hitching a ride on a fly’s leg Pseudo scorpion is phoretic Hopping on a fly…
Posh Cunt
Youngsters celebrate the return of National Service I have a double-barrelled name To go with my double-barrelled sawn-off shotgun And a double-breasted cardigan To go with my double-fisted arsehole. I am a posh cunt….
Looking Forward To All The Football
Hear Rishi Sunak having a right laugh talking about football. Soccer! see also:
Some Day A Real Rain Will Come
Taxi Driver meets General Election as Rishi Sunak dissolves. see also:
Throw Me In The Sex Bin
The Scottish culture secretary has demanded an urgent meeting with Creative Scotland to discuss why an arts project involving real sex was given over £100,000 in funding. She was the talk of the Fringe…