Apache Foxhole
When Television met The Shadows. It was moidah! see also:
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Bring Da Blitz
Chapter One of The Lion, The Witch and the Wu Tang Clan. Inspired by this post by Alexander Glass:
David Hume’s Toes
I ain’t got no money My clothes are kinda funny My hair is kinda wild and free Oh, but I know where I wanna go If I’m feeling queasy When you walk round Embra…
Nicholas Witchell
He cowers in London Nicholas Witchell Royalty watcher, sycophant Kowtowing in London Nicholas Witchell Ingratiating and creepy as hell He’ll even defend Prince Andrew, what’s that all about? Gawd ‘elp us when the Queen…
Feeble, Bloodless, Focus-Grouped Pusillanimity
Feeble, bloodless, focus-grouped pusillanimity Feeble, bloodless, focus-grouped pusillanimity Feeble, bloodless, focus-grouped pusillanimity Feeble, bloodless, focus-grouped pusillanimity Do you remember the Labour Party? When it stood for equality? Do you remember party politics? Do you…
Hey Ted Chippington!
I was walking down the road the other day and this bloke came up to me and said, I wonder what it would’ve sounded like if Mark E Smith and Ted Chippington did a…
Douglas Ross Ya Fucking Wanker
Douglas Ross being held to account on the streets of Edinburgh. see also:
Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me?
Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum I smell fear in the auditorium Ian Brown, Ian Brown He’s a clown, that Ian Brown Whosoever tries to bring me down would have to be beneath me (Why’s everybody…
The Boy Seems Alright To Me
The best screen detectives ever, Inspector Villiers and Sergeant McManus from An American Werewolf In London, perform their greatest work backed by Herbert Chappell’s 1965 composition “The Gonk” which plays in the shopping mall…
Pumpkin Soup And Mashed Persuaders
As protesters splatter the Mona Lisa with pumpkin soup, we recall The Foul’s own celebration of the kurious orange broth mixed with one of the best TV theme tunes of all time. from the…